Women often say "wow, madonna still has a great ass at 64(or however old she is)", so I've always figured madonna's ass must be what a good guy ass looks like. If so, they look like shit.
Nah, try Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon. Now that is an arse. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!†
Never saw Mel's butt but I will have to go with Brad Pitt in TROY. Now that was the perfect mans butt Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I don't know, charisma, swagger, general superstar appeal, not "ass". There's something wrong with a woman lured to dude ass, raise the bar. Do you know how many freaky hillbilly sociopaths have rock hard asses from workin on old pick up trucks and huntin' coons in the hills? Do you wanna get your face between those sweatty inbred cheeks? Ugh... don't answer that... Any guy has a good enough ass to pump dick into you, it's really indicative of a very low standard to say "nice ass, I should fuck that dude". Women are supposed to be innately fussy, they should really only want to get with guys that are husband material, because there is that risk they will get pregnant, instinctually it should seem like a great risk because your body and urges can't understand contraception. Ass just doesn't tell a woman hardly anything about the important stuff she needs to know, it's enough for guys because it doesn't hurt to get our seed out there in a tonne of bouncy assed hoes. They might get pregnant and raise our children into adulthood, or might not, whatever, plenty more jizz where that came from. I personally don't eff with this kind of wreckless abandon, but realistically it's not that wreckless for a guy, women shouldn't be wreckless at all. I actually get crestfallen and disappointed when girls want to fuck me before I've thoroughly exhibitted all of my qualities, I'll just sadly dick them and leave, go back to searching for that special one who will refuse my advances for months of analysis and testing while I court them. Maybe at the end she can hit my ass with one of those metal pitch finding chime things, and say "ok", but I hope there's more to it than that.
But a man with a nice ass perhaps is more likely to have good genes. And what women doesn't want her baby to be healthy, why a high chance of survival? Sorry to gross you out Lou, when it comes to pure lust for me a man's physical assets are a very important to my arousal. I couldn't care less about how charismatic he is or how famous he is. I'd do the socially recluse Star Trek geek and his anime expo buddies if they were hot. Sex is sex is sex. It depends on if a women is actually searching for a long term mate or a short term set of good genes. the men who typically make the best mates typically aren't all that appealing in the gene pool. Couldn't I just fool him into thinking that the baby was his and he would raise it regardless?
As one of the moderators of a discussion board dedicated to science, it always gladdens my heart when I discover which kinds of erudite topics generate the longest threads. We don't get this much action on evolution or global warming. [/shuts down computer and pours another shot of Sambuca]
