I just made a pizza using some dough from Trader Joes, the one that's herb, etc. I put 2 together and thought "great it's nice and big now" but realized after it was done the thing was just to darn large! Also there was way to much cheese on it, I used the whole bag =P My worst moment of cooking, hum, ok... I tried making cookies but they ended up being more like muffins, and they had no real taste Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! That was pretty depressing.
This was a porterhouse steak that left in the broiler a weee bit to long once! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
First cake I made. I tried making frosting not knowing there was a difference between granulated and powdered sugar.
Back in middle school, home economics class. We were making lemon meringue pie. For some reason we put in a cup of salt and a pinch of sugar. We got great marks for presentation because it looked perfect. As far as taste went..........ummmm not so good.
PB was trying to make a while sauce and mixed up the flour and milk measurementsPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! she put 3 cups of flour inPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I made corn bread once, but I forgot to put in the baking soda. I didn't realize until I took it out of the oven, and instead of filling the whole pan, it just sat there in a dense thin layer.
I tried making tapioca pudding once from scratch - starting with tapioca granules. I didn't know how much sugar and milk and stuff to use, so I decided to start by boiling the tapica granules in a little water and adding the other stuff to taste. Melted tapioca granules are indistinguishable from glue, resembling clear rubber cement or hide glue. I kept the stuff fro a while, showing it to people and asking them if they recognized it. I gave them plenty of hints, no one came close. That's still edible. I've eaten that several times.
I think I was about seven when my parents let me cook dinner for the family. That night we dined on ham, cornflakes and lettuce cooked to perfection in the frying pan. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I messed up some opium tea I was brewing like 3 days ago, but 2 days ago I tried it again and it worked perfectly! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I burnt 3 eggs. All on top of each other. I also set nuggets and ready to cook chips on fire once. I blew up a readymade popcorn bag by setting the microwave for 30 minutes instead of 3.
my mother in law was cooking one of those microwave dinners and she read the convention oven cooking time insted of the microwave cooking time. So she stuck it in the microwave for 30 min on high and came back to a kitchen full of smoke. My worst moment was probably when i almost set the house on fire, i was home by myself and i put a pan on the stove to really heat up for the cray i was having then sat down while it got roasting hot. I fell asleep, when i woke up the wall above the stove was black from the smoke of the burnt oil
lol, about 2 weeks ago I was attempting to bake a cake, I put 6 eggs in it and it turned into some dark kind of very thick wierd smelling thing. I also put some golden syrup in it, my girl would not even try tasting it!. I eat the whole thing and just used it as a protein snack after workouts lol. it was pretty bad, and smelled worse than it tasted, peace.
I left a fork in a bowl once and put it in the microwave, it ended up kinda bad but you should have seen the fireworks inside. peace.
HA HA.....I did that too!! I caught it at about 6 mins. I couldn't get rid of that burnt smell all day.
I just thought of a cooking moment. We went camping with some friends last yr and when we got there we started setting up and they started barbecuing on a portable brq they brought. About 10 minutes later I saw all this smoke and they were running for water ( they were in the campsite beside us). All the grease from the burgers dripped down onto the picnic table and lit it on fire. LOL
Your post history reveals that you've been here for like two or three years. Wow. I'll be honest- I was looking through your post history hoping that a) those tits in your avatar were yours and b) there were more pictures of them.
