A scumbag would mean you would not get pregnant. Problem solved. Don't you know we are all the same and are only after one thing. A bit of peace and quiet/
What woman still darns socks in this day and age? Snap out of it Myles it's 2008......... They have a hole they get tossed in the garbage.
Wait till the recession hits. That will put an end to your wasteful ways. Don't argue ! Just get on and do woman's work !
My womanly duties are done for now. I was busy doing them all day. I clocked out a while ago. I hung up my maids uniform until tomorrow.
hey shorty i herd this joke the other day (actually PB told it to mePlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!) Whats the best thing about a blow job? the silencePlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
If there is silence in the room while that is going on, she isn't doing it right. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
why do women moan during sex? to give them something to winge about even when they are enjoying themselvesPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
actually im not really vocal at all, its another thing PB winges aboutPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
god your short, the longest we have gone for is one and a half eposodes of doctor who (i think) and yes we do need to shut the windows cause she screams too. Its just me who is quitePlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Edit to add: we were doing it one day at her parents house and i literally had to smother her with a pillow to stop her waking them upPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
You have sex watching Dr who? How long is an episode 2 mins? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Ohhhhhhhhh you Animal HAHa... I only want to be smothered with a pillow when I am old, drooling and wearing diapers.