spotted eagle ray kills Michigan woman in Florida Keys

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  1. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    What ? :bugeye:
    Do you know what humans did to sharks because of the movie "Jaws" ?
    I am just saying that most humans would have killed the ray for killing that woman because they some how think the ray did it on purpose.
    Most humans are moronic that way.
    And it is not an ideology, it's common sense (well maybe not that common).
     
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  3. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    I think the sailors were a little blown away by all this and were too busy trying to help the woman to even think about the ray. Besides, you know how the authorities are. When they investigate the incident they are going to want the ray as evidence.
    • Cop: I see. And where is this "giant ray" you claim killed this woman?
    • Sailor: Uh, I just threw it back in the water.
    • Cop: YOU DID WHAT? You threw the key piece of evidence overboard?
    • Sailor: Well yeah, I figured it might still be alive and needed to be back in the water to survive.
    • Cop: You know, scumbag. I think you're lying. I think YOU killed this woman and you're trying to blame it on a fish. Now tell me why you killed her.
    • Sailor: [stammers, fidgets, looks guilty as hell] I-I-I, I mean it-it-it, well she-she-she...
    • Cop: Book 'im, Dan-O.
     
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  5. clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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    They sell ray as fake crab meat. Maybe it went to good use.
     
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  7. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    LOL isn't that exactly what's wrong with this world humanity though ?

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  8. sowhatifit'sdark Valued Senior Member

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    I would just like to point out that the boat she was on was going faster than the ray. They collided. If someone is driving down a road in Maine and rams into a Moose walking across the road we would not say MOOSE KILLS WOMAN.

    The headline is more sensational that way. And contributes, if pathetically, to stupidity.
     
  9. pjdude1219 The biscuit has risen Valued Senior Member

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    hey benchely said he was sorry about jaws
     
  10. draqon Banned Banned

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    there is nothing wrong with this world.
     
  11. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    LOL yep, I guess the morons didn't hear him.
     
  12. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    What's wrong with this world is that there are humans on it.
     
  13. draqon Banned Banned

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    there is nothing wrong with this world
    there is nothing wrong with humans
    there is nothing wrong and nothing ever will be wrong
    the days will be like yesterday, today, tomorrow
    the days were we will live again, again, and yet again
    We are this world, we are its Gods, we are its children
     
  14. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    We are it's destroyers..
     
  15. draqon Banned Banned

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    We are it's creators..
     
  16. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Luckily we are not. The world and all of the life on it has been around an eternity before humans arrived.
     
  17. draqon Banned Banned

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    thats the illusion we created our selves.
     
  18. sowhatifit'sdark Valued Senior Member

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    It seems you think there is something wrong with Enmos.

    He needs to wake up.
    He is too anti-specio-centric.

    Why is it wrong or confused for him to complain but not you?
    Perhaps you could role model by accepting Enmos the way he is. This will make your position less confusing.
     
  19. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Do you like to support that statement ?
     
  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    How could I ever?
     
  21. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    You can't because it isn't true

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  22. draqon Banned Banned

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    it is precisely that I cannot prove and disprove that it is true. There exist one truth that this world cannot ever prove and that truth is the start of the creation of itself, everything else can be proven or disproved.
     
  23. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Are you suggesting that there wasn't any other life before humans ?
     

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