What's Your Favorite Bushism?

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Fraggle Rocker i wasnt just refering to peoples ability to read and write (although that is what litracy is i guess i just used the wrong word). I was refering to both comprehention and verbal comunication. My spelling is apsolutly apaling, luckerly i have a teacher as a mother and a partner who could have been a journilist to read through my uni essays. But my verbal vocabulary is much higher than what i would dare right (because i couldnt spell most of it). The same thing with my ability to read, its at a higher level than my ability to write. Bush on the other hand seems to have no ability to:

A) hold a train of thought for more than 5 seconds
B) actually know the meaning of the words hes trying to use
C) actually rember the quotes he wants

Now i am assuming most of his comments are written by a speach writer so either he cant read, which after watching him try to read a book upside down i wouldnt doubt. OR he has ADD (his minds working to fast for his mouth), or he is an idiot in the true sence of the word

 

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Bush said recently:
"There's no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say- victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world."

 

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oh god

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That would be the scariest final page in history ever

 

Interesting use of tenses, isn't it?

 

Oh wow, that inconsistent use of tense made me laugh out loud.

 

so how do you fight a war against a tactic?

 

the fact that you have to ask that means you do not understand what makes this country great

 

I like the one about co-existing peacefully with fish. I am still trying to figure out what he was trying to say.

 

but how are we co-existing peacefully if we eat them?

 

No politics. If I can't say anything about projections of tenses betraying revisionist approaches under consideration, you can't talk about fish.

 

I don't know, I was wondering if he was after the fish vote? What do the fishermen have to say about peaceful coexistence?

 

I see Fraggle, would that be a Canadian fishing village, eh? I still kinda think he was after the fish vote.

 

if he has early onset alzimes thats sad, its not a nice disease. I watched someone die of that disease and it wasnt plesent. Everytime my mum and dad went to see her she thought my dad was her dead brother.

But if we want to keep the thread light

This deal wouldn't go forward if we were concerned about the security for the United States of America

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005
"Wow! Brazil is big." —George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005

Ok so they are old (had to google Bushisim)

 

This one falls under the "Scary if he meant it" category I think!

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