There's a party in my pants...and you're invited!

lol! Reiku!

How are you tonight Varda?

 

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OK, I've got my party T-shirt on.

It says:
'Legs' is the word of the day
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Hell ya O!!!

Need me to make you a drink?

 

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....and would you like that with or without ruffies?

 

My tee-shirt says "When in doubt...whip it out"

 

Oh, you don't need to go to all that trouble. Why waste them?

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I'll take a SoCo on the rocks please.

 

I can't drink... I'd fall asleep, but ironically, i'm having some nuts...


NO YOU FILTHY PERVERTS, CASHEWSSSSSSS!!!!

 

Coming up...will you be drinking with both hands tonight?

 

I never knew a guy named cashew. Are they hairy?

 

No, one hand. I think I'll be holding Reiku's nuts in the other.

 

I'd let you hold mine...but you'd need one of those weight-lifting belts.

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coconuts??? Those are too hard and hairy for me.

 

It's ok...I just waxed them. Made me scream like a little girl...j/k.

 

I sometimes have to use a wheelbarrow to carry them.

 

Which are you kidding about? The waxing or the screaming?

 

That statement is useless without pics.
Now...where is my drink!?
And Reiku!! Quit hogging the nuts!

 

both. I've got a "fro down under" (that was the name of bowling team I was on)

 

You kinky cow!!! Lol

 

Did shorty go home for a quick shave?? Or did someone give her a roofie?

 

la-mooooooooo