As smart as she is Beautiful

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by one_raven, Aug 27, 2007.

  1. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    jeez just buy him a box of hair dye.....
     
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  3. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    can ya dye pubes?

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  5. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Lmao ummmmmmmm never tried.....those he can just shave off
     
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  7. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    A woman should marry a man she enjoys talking to and spending time with; everything else is variable and changes.
     
  8. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    Opps, wrong person! sorry. It wasn't Ms, South carolina, I was thinking of someone else. She is very beautiful though.
     
  9. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    But still, one out of five americans can't locate their own country?! I though that was one out of five americans can't locate Germany. I have got out of here and move to New Zealand, Europe or somewhere! Heck, why not Germany?

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  10. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Germany is next door to New Zealand, so the choice is easy.
    Europe, however, is thousands of miles from either.
    (And they talk funny there).
     
  11. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    One more question, what was she going on about in that video? Something about america helping south africa or something?
     
  12. USS Exeter unamerican american Registered Senior Member

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    I have weird opinion when it comes to living somewhere in the world. Speaking German is easy for me but the way new Zealanders talk, It would take time for me!

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  13. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Kiwi is a great accent.
    It is English and accents tend to come easier than languages, I think.
     
  14. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    The walking dead

    We often view beauty queens as soulless. While the pageant-circuit's focus on superficiality might warrant or justify to some degree that criticism, it's not actually fair to the beauty queens.

    Considering my own daughter, I have a hard time imagining anything that we consider civilized that would be more cruel than to set her up for a life as a sex object to be paraded around like a piece of meat and then forgotten once she could no longer maintain the perfect appearance. (My daughter is four; if she looks like this in a year and a half, I'd better be dead before it happens.)

    Perhaps the criticism slides off Miss Teen South Carolina; perhaps she simply thinks, "They're just jealous." But even that seems a rather soulless existence.

    Many of us were shocked or appalled when we saw video interviews with families in the American "militia movement"; we couldn't believe how stupid the people were, and considered the warping of their children immeasurably cruel. Some of us think that way about twisted religion, too. The general impression of beauty queens is equally repugnant: to train up a child in this way to go seems wrong. There are far greater goals to have for a child, and far kinder.

    Imagine if Jon Benet Ramsey had lived. Imagine if it was Miss Teen Colorado who made the biggest flub of the day. Look around and imagine if the nation was laughing at her that way. It strikes me because, had she not died--which made her nearly a household name in this country, and one invoked with a tragic sympathy--we would have been laughing at her for being a completely brainless automaton who smiles on cue and can't think for herself. It's an interesting contrast, I think. This is, essentially, what Jon Benet Ramsey had to look forward to. She may have been a little girl with much potential, but this is where that potential was aimed.

    You know, there's an old story told among theologians that one day a child arrived in Heaven, and asked God, "Why did I have to die?" The Lord responded that He saw the future, and He called the boy home now so that He would not have to cast the boy to the fires after he grew into a career of murder and crime. Whereupon, of course, a great lament was heard coming up from Hell: "Why, Lord, did you not take us in order to save us?"

    When Jon Benet arrived in Heaven--and be there a God in Heaven, why would she not?--she might have asked the same question: "Why did I have to die?" And the Lord might well have responded, "Things were only going to go downhill at such a pace that I couldn't bear to watch. Welcome home, my child, and for once in your existence, be at ease."

    Had she lived, the culture at large would have considered her lifeless, anyway. She would have been something to demean, either as a piece of meat to criticize or a piece of meat to dream about while wanking.

    She would have been among the walking dead.
     
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  15. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    What was funny about her answer was the formulaic nature of it. She obviously had a short circuit in her brain in trying to piece together stock footage into a semblance of coherence.
     
  16. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    We?? I never thought that of beauty queens. Strippers and hookers maybe.

    Beauty pageants are judged on looks, but so are models, body builders, and movie stars. Hooters waitresses are hired for their looks. If you make your living off your looks, are you soulless?

    And Jon-Benet's pageants, well...I just don't know enough about it to judge. I don't want to judge on just a few pics alone.
     
  17. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Well, we are a culturally diverse society. To the other, did you ever think of beauty queens as geniuses? More realistically, what is the actual social value or anthropological function of beauty pageants?

    I'll agree on models, certainly. But come on ... people don't have much respect for models, either. They're generally considered stroke fuel.

    Actors, however, are expected to be able to act. That acting is not a prerequisite to being an actor these days reaches back to cultural questions. Don't get me wrong; there are some truly shitty movies out there I like (e.g., one of my favorites is The Lost Boys). Compared to answering a couple of general questions as beauty contestants do, acting is a tough job.

    I've seen some ugly Hooters waitresses. Er, maybe not. I forgot that the Hooters definition of beauty is D-cup and an ass that fits in those shorts.

    And, no. Making a living from one's looks is not in and of itself soulless, just like prostitution is not in and of itself sleazy. The industry, however, reflects market demands, and despite those demands, there are willing participants.

    I look at it in the sense that there's only so much time at any given time, and it repulses me to think of spending that time training my daughter to be a poodle.

    (Strike the pose ....)
     
  18. Borsviek ****** Registered Senior Member

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    I suppose its just to entertain, like most other TV shows out there; for some people to watch when their life becomes boring. Live your life, you only live once!
     
  19. superluminal I am MalcomR Valued Senior Member

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    Oh god! She's awesome! I could make her do anything I want...

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  20. Borsviek ****** Registered Senior Member

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    I never thought of it that way!

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  21. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    "I believe...that US American...beauty pageant contestant...can't fit...preassembled responses...into tight package."
     
  22. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    'Beauty contestant isn't MENSA member' shock.

    In a desperate attempt to revive a dying industry and in response to mounting accusations of sexism some moron decided that, from now on, beauty contestants will be required to demonstrate that they have the brains to match their pretty faces.

    It's a bizarre idea, and it was always going to end like this. So why all the gloating and why the surprise?

    She's a beautiful young lady. Isn't that enough?

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  23. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    yes you can.


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