What's the stupidest question you have ever been asked? My husband and I were going out to celebrate his birthday. We stopped by the bank to get some money. As he's filling out the withdrawal slip, he turns to me and asks "What's todays date?":huh:
*Nietz and shorty drive up to the swiss chalet drive thru speaker* !@!Squak!@! "welcome to swiss chalet may I take your order !@!Squak!@! Nietz: Yeah...uh I'll have a chicken sandwich and ...(wtf you want womon?)... Squak: Sorry sir we have no chicken for the sandwich. Shorty: (getme a 1/4 chicken with a caesar salad). Nietz: mmmk then a caesarsalad and a quart... SQUAK: Sorry we have NO chicken. (well shit that's all swiss chalet is known for, wtf to order?) SQUAAAAK! : Sir WHAT would you like to order??? Nietz: hmmmm uhhhhh well geez WHAT do you have? SQUAAAAAAK! : SIR it is on the MENU. SQUAAAAAAAK!: WHAT WOULD you like to ORDER??? Nietz: Nothing. SQQUQQUUQALALALLKK: SIR??? Nietz: you ain't got nothing...(drives away) Anyways I think that's pretty dumb asking people to order at a chicken place that has no chicken.
I'm going to have to think on it, Orleander. Thing is, the answer probably requires some context. For now, though, from an argument I had with my former partner: Partner: What do you mean? How am I lying? Tiassa: Well, you told me yesterday that you did. Yelled and cussed about it. Now you're telling me that you didn't. P: How is that lying? T: Because both can't be true. Either you did or you didn't. P: What do you mean? I don't lie! How am I lying? I had that discussion ... many times over the years. Moral of the story: I really shouldn't trust people at all. To the other ... oh, never mind. A fun one: Mother: Okay, I just need to find my phone and then I'm on the road. Tiassa: Uhh ... Mom? Isn't it in your hand? M: Isn't what in my hand? T: Your phone. You're talking to me on your phone right now. The pause as it all clicked in was amazing. Of course, I lose my keys, phone, wallet, cigarettes ... you name it ... in my pocket. Takes about two seconds. Put my keys in my pocket, pick up my cigarettes ... now, where are my keys? But still, it was one of those precious family moments. Oh! Finally, I got it. Okay, context note #1: A band is playing it's last show together before the members fragment. My former partner and I go down to see the show. Knowing we are going to be getting drunk, we take the bus downtown. It is a modest walk over, and then downhill. After the show, my partner, who is normally paranoid about such things ("I'm a woman, I'm small, people will try to hurt me") decides that we should return to the bus stop via a different route that takes us through an unlit area frequented by vagrants and other people who make her uncomfortable. I don't see why we shouldn't retrace our steps; I'd rather take the gentler hill first, and not the steeper hill last. An argument breaks out because I tell her that the Mexicans walking along the original route aren't out for any trouble. (Hispanics are on her paranoia list.) Eventually, she tells me to go my way, and she'll go hers. I shrug, start up the hill. She follows. Turning into a well-lit alley (converted to a commercial promenade), I suddenly hear her outburst: "Doesn't it even matter to you that I'm carrying your baby inside me?" Context note #2: Er ... how drunk are you? Context note #3: Um ... how am I supposed to care if you haven't told me until now? Context note #4: What the hell am I supposed to say at that point? Shortly thereafter she would assault me on the street in front of a police officer. The cop didn't care. He just stood around, waiting to see what I would do, itching for a reason to arrest me. It wasn't a good night, to be honest.
Oh shit that was funny, but you forgot to mention some asshole pulled up behind us and got all pissed cause we were trying to back up lol
Working from home I rarely know the date lol I know what day it is at least lol but always have to double check the date.
Orleander: If that's the stupidest thing your husband (or wife) ever says to you, you should praise their intelligence. I routinely ask people for the date when filling in forms. After all, I'm not constantly looking at a calendar. How the hell would I know if it's the 7th or the 8th?
I agree......I am always checking ummmmmm whats the date today. Damn if you think your husband is stupid for asking that......you are pretty hard on the poor guy lol. I got one thoughPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! we were talking about different breeds of dogs) Where do German Shepards come from what country? duh I don't know lol
shorty_37/mountainhare: It's a stupid question because Orleander's husband asked what the date was on his own birthday.
lmao read that part too fast guess me and mountain are the stupid ones now Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
uhhhhhhhhhhhh duh on my defence nietzche just said to me what is so stupid about her husband asking the date? lolol
and ppl always expect the answer to be ohhhhhh pretty good..... even if you are having the worst day of your life.
lol should have said no fell into one of those floods we been having lately Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
No i actually told them about another citizens bank about 2 miles away and they left going towards it.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
