Poor Paris Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

She is back in the Slamer, do the crime do the time, Hurray for the Judge, make way here come's de Judge.

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/08/paris-back-to-the-big-house/

Hilton Ordered Back to Jail!
Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence! She'll get credit for 5 days already served.

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

One witness described the scene as: Paris was "physically escorted" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

Hilton's mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, "I'm paralyzed right now." Paris' father Rick is still in the courtroom.

 

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YES!!!

thansk for the good news Buffalo Roam.
I feel like having that beer with you now!

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I broke a cold one open, Here's to the Judge! AHAAAA!!!!!!

 

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The Judge earned his title today.
It was an Honorable thing to do.

 

why do you care so much for this paris?

 

I don't.
I care for justice and equality.

 

by equality you mean all the girls in the world should be pretty like paris?

 

I don't think she's pretty at all, actually.
I wouldn't give her a second look in a bar.

By equality I mean that anyone else would serve time for getting caught driving drunk while on probation for driving drunk, and so should she.

 

Lots of people love here, just look at the poll here

http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6735631.stm?dynamic_vote=ON#vote_6732915_paris_hilton

 

i know what you meant, just trying to loosen up. i dont think shes that pretty either, but sometimes people look better in real life.

 

WOW!!!

 

I honestly can't see what people find attractive in her at all.
As a person, or even just physically.

 

thats good.

 

i think its because of the sex tape.

 

Paris is a DAB, some one needs to whip her ass until she can't sit down for a month, to me DUI is attempted murder if you don't kill some one and premeditated if you do, the DAB is lucky she didn't kill some one, and then to ignore the sentence? drive with out a license, her family has chauffeurs, she didn't need to drive on the night she was drunk and she didn't need to drive after she lost her license, she should be put in general population, and learn what the little people really think of her, I think Ghurty the Dike could give her a few pointers about the reality of life.

 

you think shell get rape in the joint?

 

No, they are putting her in the special needs cell block.

 

I heard of the sex tape before I heard of her.
I started getting email spam about a Paris Hilton sex tape, and I thought it had something to do with hidden cameras in a French Hotel room.

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Maybe the video will be on the Internet.

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"It took so long to remember just what happened.
I was so young and vestal then,
you know it hurt me,
but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise.
I've got my hands bound,
my head down, my eyes closed,
and my throat wide open.

Do unto others what has been done to me,
Do unto others what has been done to you.

I'm treading water,
I need to sleep a while.
My lamb and martyr, you look so precious.
Won't you come a bit closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this,
I can't stand to burn too long.
Release inside of me.
For one sweet moment I am whole..."

:shrug:

 

Maybe she will get raped by a special needs person?