Why are women inferior?

still not making sense. Not everybody can read minds or blogs.

 

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Why is she sharing this? Eww!

 

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Xev,

I thought you had an imagination, that weak effort is not very demonstrative of that now is it. It is NOT a patch on my reality. Your life must be pretty sad though if you think the fictional drama you created for me was er......exciting?

My sex life would make your eyes pop as would my goody cupboard. Yep cupboard, I can't fit it all in a drawer.

OH and huge thanks for the young blonde thing. Being 37 that rocks!

I saw a pic of you, I seriously hope you've had a look at your wardrobe since then. I know the pic pleased a few guys on here but hey, those guys are not really reflective of the men you'd want to fuck now are they. Salvating virgins.

Lose the hat

 

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That's hot.

 

that's all right, apology accepted.

Meanwhile Xev, don't display your naivity by having a problem with anal sex. The guys fantasy of you involves that very image and it kind of spoils it for them you coming across such a prude.

 

CF:

I'm hungover and tired? C'mon, I thought the peanut butter was a nice touch.
Now let's you and me have a bit of a "where the boys aren't" session, no?
I always wanted my genitals to be bumpy and oozing.

 

Boring!!!!!!!!

 

I have no problem with that (as long as I keep my eyes closed) but you better bring a strap on. I hope your tits aren't saggy cos mine are rather fabulous.

Oh and I hope you're not designed like a kebab as I am also pretty neat there to.

 

shut your face

 

14 or 18 inch?
No, I'm a perky c-cup, and my nipples shoot fire.

 

only a c cup, oh well I suppose it'll do. Though they didn't look that perky in your pic.

 

Pfft, like you'd turn anyone or anything down.
Ah, you're old. LIterally and figuratively. Whatever happened to Wanderer?

 

Transparently fake. They don't sell Jiff peanut butter in the UK. More careful research needed next time. Now, if she'd said Sunpat: very different..

 

WTF does "salvating" mean?

 

Saving, I think. Derived from 'salvation'.

Or... her fingers slipped.

 

You are asking this of someone who complains of "rap threats" from "mysogamists." Srsly.

 

Yeah well. I like to keep her on her toes.
Sometimes I do read ToR's posts

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And I do consider rap a threat...

 

I was going to find you a picture of Chuck D and superimpose the words "you gonna get rapped!" but I'm not that bored.

 

Do try harder... WTF is Chuck D? Probably after my time.