I was sitting in my bed just now. Minding my business. Then another one attacked me for no reason. These creatures aren't like roaches at all. They're pretty docile. I flicked him off, and her sort of mozied around the floor for awhile. I grabbed a piece of paper for him to climb on, and put it in front of him. Then her buried his head in the carpet, and sat there like that. WTF? Anyway, he's moved onto a better place. The toilet.
Where can I get more info on this? How is this pronounced? I need to ask neighbors if they have one. I assume: Skim-noe-bee-iss Sor-did-is
Just think of all the ones you don't feel on you, the ones laying eggs in your ears while you sleep. I'd check your wastes carefully, you could be swarming with worms inside.
There are fetish groups that are into that. Mudders they are called. But I assure you I ain't one of them. No Siree Bobster.
I can't take it. I just found another one on my desk. He's lying on his back doing the bicycle with his legs. Why would he crawl on top of my desk, and all the way up to the pinnacle of my monitor stand just lie on his back, and do the bicycle? I might as well leave him there for decoration until tomorrow. Where is that bug woman anyway? She's supposedly some kind of expert. I hate bugs. This is so gross. There is no line. No sign of a colony. They just appear individually out of nowhere. At least if I see ants, I can trace them back to their source. Yuk! He's doing Tai Chi on his back!
Fumigate the whole house. Mace will work, but only on sections. Do you want a professional formula? Do it in the morning, leave, then come home late, open the doors with fans whirling to airate/ventilate, then make sure all the entrances (windows, doors and cracks) are sealed. Barricade all possible entrances. This is what I told you before on the third page. Even with professional service, it may take them a few visits to get everything out if the problem is so extensive? Where do you live? In a rundown old apartment with cracks in the walls? If so, either learn to live with it or move out.
Are you sure this is the best way? Isn't there an easier one like the scientific method? Isn't there some sort of chemical concoction I can use to lure them, and poison them so that they send their disease to their entire species? Like roach motels, but for Skimnoebeeissordidises instead?
Okay. So you're positively saying that it is a Scymnobius sordidus, right? You can mace beetles. Further, as I said before, beetles come from the outside. What is attracting them inside? Vacuum them up!
Tips On How To Get Rid Of Pests: http://www.selfsufficientish.com/pests.htm Why Are Beetles Coming Into My House And What Can I Do To Get Rid Of Them?: http://www.ces.ncsu.edu/gaston/Pests/ladybugs.html Get Rid Of Bugs With Cheap Cologne: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3079213/
have you sprayed the surrounding entrances of your house with citric soap like I recomended? btw, I am not an expert, I'm a hobbist lol, almost typed I'm a hobbit
