More conan: "There comes a time in every man's life that gold loses it's luster, the jewels cease to sparkle, when the throne room becomes a prison and all that is left is a father's love for his child." -King Osric Conan's Father "For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust. [points to his sword] " Can't help a REAL Robert E Howard quote: "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing." (The Tower of the Elephant)
Ya that's a good one, they jacked from Gengis Khan. Also "Do you want to live forever" - Said by Fredrick the great to his retreating Prussians.
************* M*W: My favorite is in Die Hard when John McClain (Bruce Willis) meets up with the head terrorist (Jeremy Irons???) faction, the terrorist tells him to put up his hands. What the terrorist didn't know was that John (Bruce) had taped a gun to his back (he had no shirt on). The terrorist, who called John "Cowboy," asked him, "how you say in Texas..." as John's hands were up and crossed behind his head, he was able to rip the gun from his back that the terrorist couldn't see and said, "you mean 'yippie eye oh kye yea, mudda fukka?" Then John shot the bastard dead and was able to take over control of the other terrorists.
OMG. I can't believe no one quoted from this movie yet: Army of Darkness: -Shop smart. Shop S-mart. -Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. -Lady: You found me beautiful once. Ash: Honey, you got real ugly. -This is my BOOM stick! -Baby, that's just what we call pillow talk. -Good Ash: Hey, what's that there on your face? Head of bad Ash: Huh? (as dirt gets dumped on his face) -Hail to the king baby! -Yo she-bitch, let's go!
Borat: [while driving] Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her? Driving Instructor: No, no, no, no, no, no! Borat: A-why not? Driving Instructor: Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with. Borat: [stunned] WHAT...? You joke? Driving Instructor: It must be consentual. How 'bout that? Borat: [turns to Instructor, pauses] Ahahahahaha! Driving Instructor: That's good, huh? Borat: [pause] Is not good for me.
Josey: "And remember, when things look bad, and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean, I mean plumb mad dog mean, 'cause if you lose your head and give up, then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is." Carpetbagger: "Mr. Wales, we have a thing in this country called justice!" Josey: "Well, Mr. Carpetbagger, we got something in this territory called the Missouri boat ride." Josey Wales: Whenever I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long. Lone Watie: I notice when you get to dislikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.
Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy (the book, the movie): Oh no, not again. - Bowl of Petunia's Grosse Pointe Blank: Hi. I'm, uh, I'm a pet psychiatrist. I sell couch insurance. Mm-hmm, and I - and I test-market positive thinking. I lead a weekend men's group, we specialize in ritual killings. Yeah, you look great! God, yeah! Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you? Hi, I'm Martin Blank, you remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough. - Marty
"I stick to simple themes. Love. Hate. No nuances. I stay away from psychoanalyst's couch scenes. Couches are good for one thing." - John Wayne
************* M*W: I gotta agree with you about Borat. I've watched it twice now and am ready to watch it again! When Borat refers to anal sex, he calls it his "back pussy." When he's trying to buy a car to attract girls for sexy time, he asks car salesman if he has a car with pussy magnet. Startled, the embarassed car salesman tried to tell Borat that the car itself was the magnet and girls like Corvettes and Hummers. So he shows Borat the Hummer. Borat asks, "does this car have pussy magnet?" They get in. Borat starts opening the storage areas looking for pussy magnet. Car salesman says, "there's no magnet in the vehicle." Borat asked car salesman if he could install "pussy magnet?" Borat wanted to buy the Hummer with the newly installed pussy magnet. The car salesman asked him how much he wanted to pay for Hummer. Borat said, $750! Car salesman told Borat he could put him in a vehicle that day for $750. Next scene, Borat is driving an old mail truck-turned-ice cream-truck. Another favorite line from Borat is "my wife's vageen is like sleeve of wizard." I laughed for hours!
Dear All, There is quite a cool line when in conetnt in the new james bond film - Casino royale. the bar man asks bond (just after he lost the first part ot the poker game) bar tender - "how would you like you vodka martin - shaken or stirred" bond "do i look like i give a damn" short and to the point A few minutes later bond is poisoned and suffers heart failure!! Vader had many classic lines this one is a good one from ESB After vader orders that the wookie and Princess be escortied to his ship Lando "that was not part of the deal, the princess and the wookie were to stay here under my supervision" (or something like that) Vader " i am altering the deal, pray i dont alter it further" As if Lando could possibly negotiate with vader or fuck with him in the slightiest!! So out of order!!! thats all folks ~~~~~~~~~~~~ take it ez zak
Some of my favourite are from the film Legend (1985) The Lord of Darkness: Every wolf suffers fleas. 'Tis easy enough to scratch! --- Princess Lily: I hear a throat begging to be cut! The Lord of Darkness: Are you so eager to see blood flow? Princess Lily: As you are to drink it! --- The Lord of Darkness: The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity. --- The Lord of Darkness: And is your heart black and full of hate? Blix: Black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch. --- Blunder: She was so sweet, I could eat her brains like jam! --- Blix: May be innocent, may be sweet... ain't half as nice as rotting meat. --- Oona: What care I for human hearts? Soft and spiritless as porridge! A faerie's heart beats fierce and free! --- [the goblins spy on the unicorns] Blunder: [pointing] Look! Ugly one-horned mule! --- Blix: Mortal world turned to ice... Here be goblin paradise! --- Princess Lily: You are nothing but an animal! The Lord of Darkness: [laughs] We are all animals m'lady.
"It's a terrible thing to kill a man. You take away everything he is and everything he's ever going to be." The Unforgiven I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." Godfather I "What are you waiting for sweethearts,breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corp. A day in the Marine Corp is like a day on the farm. Every meal a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade. I love the Corp." Aliens "Greed is good. Greed works." Wall Street
You're walking around blind without a cane, pal. A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place. Wall Street
"If you need a friend, get a dog." I'm tapped out Marv. American Express' got a hit man lookin' for me. Wall Street
Alien: "I come in peace" Dolph Lundgren: "...but you go in pieces" I come in peace.1990 "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"-Jonny Depp Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) "You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage - uh, cigar? - liable to interfere with my aim"- Clint Eastwood. The good the bad and the ugly (1966)
i ROBOT "please return to your homes. A cerfew is in effect. Please remain calm" "I seriously doubt we have 6 minutes" What came first the chicken or my egg?
"The Last Boy Scout" [Joe Hallenbeck is talking to a puppet on his hand] Joe as puppet: Why did Mr. Milo cross the road? Joe Hallenbeck: I don't know. Why? Joe as puppet: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
Westley: You're that smart? Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Westley: Yes. Vizzini: Morons.
