Captain Feeny: Well, well, well. You seem to be a very well set up young gentleman, sir! Redmond Barry: Captain Feeny, that's all the money my mother had in the world. Mightn't I be allowed to keep it? I'm just one step ahead of the law myself. I killed and English officer in a duel, and I'm on my way to Dublin until things cool down. Captain Feeny: Mr. Barry, in my profession we hear many such stories. Yours is one of the most intriguing and touching I've heard in many weeks. Nevertheless, I'm afraid I cannot grant your request. But I'll tell you what I will do. I'll allow you to keep those fine pair of boots which in normal circumstances I would have for myself. The next town is only 5 miles away, and I suggest you now start walking. Redmond Barry: Mightn't I be allowed to keep my horse? Captain Feeny: I should like to oblige you, but with people like us, we must be able to travel faster than our clients. Good day, young sir. [Barry soon is a few paces ahead of the robbers] Captain Feeny: You can put down your hands now, Mr. Barry!
not a movie qoute but it's great nonetheless: me "is this supposed to smoke like that?" my boss "actually there's supposed to be a flame shooting out of it"
"For every sprinkle I find... I shall kill you!" Stewie, Family Guy Not a movie quote but it's just too good... "Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." last line of Gone With The Wind It's classic, and one of these days I will end a dispute with that Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
There's a lot of good quotes from this movie, especially from Val Kilmer. "Five hundered? Must be a peach of a hand."
BentheMan Yep, "National Treasure". I'm big on the American Revolution (and am wondering if it isn't time for another one, and yes, I know who Mad Anthony Wayne is). I blame "The Funky Phantom" for this. For some reason that short-lived Scooby-Doo clone just stuck with me. I think it's because of Boo, the cat.
Kates Addiction "How can you do that to your own daughter?" "How? How? Come her bitch : grabs daughter : I'll show you how!" lmao
FAST TIMES AT RIDGE MONT HIGH (1982) 1. I don’t know what the fuck happened ... I woke up in a great mood this morning. :bugeye: - Mike Damone 2. What this Jefferson dude was saying is Hey we left this England place because it was bogus and if we don’t get some cool rules right now dude, then we’re gonna be bogus too. - Jeff Spicoli 3. I almost had to work at the seven-eleven . -Mike Damone FAMILY GUY 1. Brian after throwing up on the floor he looks at Med and says, “Are you gonna eat that?” O’ BROTHER WHERE OUGHT THOU 1. ...And stay out of the Woolsworth! 2. You and me was fixin to fornicate. 3. Damn! We're in a tight spot! - 4. He’s bonafied 5. Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains. Judge Hobbie over in Cookville was hit by a train. What was I gonna tell them, that you got sent to the penal farm and I divorced you from shame? Vernon here's got a job. Vernon's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you? 6. Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere! 7. Do not seek the treasure!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! PULP FICTION (1994) 1.Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark. Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit. Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage? Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master. Vincent: Given a lot of 'em? Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'. Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage? [ Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up] Jules: Fuck you. 2. Ezekiel 25:17 among others] Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. 3. Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplates... [taps Mia's chest] Lance: You've got to pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion. [demonstrates] Vincent: I-I gotta stab her three times? Lance: No, you don't gotta fucking stab her three times! You gotta stab her once, but it's gotta be hard enough to break through her breastplate into her heart, and then once you do that, you press down on the plunger. Vincent: What happens after that? Lance: I'm kinda curious about that myselfPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! 4. I wore this hunk of rusted metal up my ass for 3 years KILL BILL 1. My name’s BUCK and I’m here to FUCK McQ (1974) 1. After he kicks down a door “Knock knock” FORREST GUMP Everything in the movie The World According to Garp (1982) We'll take the house. Honey, the chances of another plane hitting this house are astronomical. It's been pre-disastered. We're going to be safe here." Ghost Busters (1984) 1.Ray, when someone asks you if you're a *God*, you say "YES"! 2.Dr Ray Stantz: You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment. Dr. Egon Spengler: I blame myself. Dr. Peter Venkman: So do I. Dr Ray Stantz: Well, no sense in worrying about it now. Dr. Peter Venkman: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back. 3. Dr Ray Stantz: I think we'd better split up. Dr. Egon Spengler: Good idea. Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way. 4. Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you. Dr. Peter Venkman: What? Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams. Dr. Peter Venkman: Why? Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad. Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"? Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal. Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon. 5. Dr. Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass. Dr Ray Stantz: Where do these stairs go? Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up.
"It's time to separate the weak from the chafed, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian." Anybody?
Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip. Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time. Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: What? Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me. .... Don: Hey Napoleon, did you wet the bed last night? Napoleon Dynamite: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night? Don: I could kick your butt Napoleon so I'd shut up Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up Don: What'd you say? Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna say Don: Did you say something about my mom? Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I did and maybe I didn't Don: Do you wanna die Napoleon? Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?
" I studied on killin' you..." -Slingblade. Some other's (you guys have great tase in movies!): "Baptism! You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers." "Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!" -O Brother Jesus Quintana: Nobody fucks with the Jesus. - Big Lebowski Maj. Heyward: I thought all our colonial scouts were in the militia. The militia is fighting the French in the north. Hawkeye: I ain't your scout. And we sure ain't no damn militia. Maj. Heyward: You call yourself a patriot, and loyal subject to the Crown? Hawkeye: I do not call myself subject to much at all. Great Spirit, Maker of All Life. A warrior goes to you swift and straight as an arrow shot into the sun. Welcome him and let him take his place at the council fire of my people. He is Uncas, my son. Tell them to be patient and ask death for speed; for they are all there but one - I, Chingachgook - Last of the Mohicans.
From Conan the Barbarian" Subotai: I have not eaten for days. Conan: And who says you will? Conan: No one will remember today except that two stood against many. I ask you, Father Crom, grant me victory, grant me revenge. And if you will not grant them to me; then the hell with you!
Nah, the best conan quote is Conan---what is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women.
