1001 Things to do Before You Die...

678. Stop fighting and go do some work

 

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679. Watch a kids' movies called Snurks

 

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680. Teach Oniw about meter.

 

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681. Reject Rosnet's heretic teachings(unless I need to know it to transcribe music)

 

682. Talk to Oniw about the intricate link between music and poetry.

 

683. Go Blonde.
684. Be in two places at once.
685. Swim with sharks.
686. Learn sign language.
687. Win the lottery.
688. Buy a country with said lottery money.
689. Solve a Rubix Cube.
690. When you realize you can't solve the Rubix cube, throw it to the sharks.
691. Live in a house with hidden rooms and secret passageways.
692. Swim in the Dead Sea.
693. Break a world record.
694. Convince someone to go bald.
695. Fill my iPod to capacity with songs.
696. Fall in love.
697. Buy a useless electrical appliance.
698. Make cookies.
699. Make love.
700. Dance in the rain.
701. Ask to see the menu when ordering pizza over the phone.
702. Karaoke in Japan.
703. Egg a house.
704. Go on a roadtrip with no particular destination.
705. Break a bone.
706. Find an item of clothing that you would never wear in public, then wear it in public.
707. Smash something.
708. Show up at the airport with a bag and a passport and take the first flight avaiable.
709. Convince someone in joining you in creating a concrete angel (dry concrete).
710. Start your own holiday. Eg. Happy Aluminum Underpants Day!

 

711. Kill the Habib at 7-11 for his accent

 

712. tell the world you found the answer to world pollution honger deseases etc and that you wil share this tomorrow

 

713. Pee in a swimming pool to see the purple dye. Try and make a pattern.
714. Set fire to a yacht.
715. Jump out a helicopter into the sea.
716. Shoot somebody.
717. Eat an endangered animal in front of animal rights activists.
718. Throw turds at Bush, Blair or anyone high up when the media are around.
719. Streak at a sporting event or in front of the media.
720. Take a hire car to a race day at a track.

 

721. Use the proper term, "rented" or "rent-a" car.

 

722. Remind Americans that different places have different ways of doing things, and in no way is the American way of doing things the best.

 

723. laugh and cry, die and live.

 

I would enjoy #'s; 714 & 718 only. 717 would require me to lock you in a cage with a grizzly bear.

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Express remorse!!!!!!

 

724. get a job (god(s) that's pefetic)
725. complain abouth it (that's more like it)

 

726. Have Sex For 72 Hours

 

Orcot:

It's pathetic. Seriously man. That was a HORRIBLE spelling error.

 

727. Remind Phonetic that the American way is indeed the best and that his way is grossly inferior and rooted in a lack of civilization and culture.

 

728. Actually read my english spelling book (that will proberly be the cause of death)

 

729. Go to the dentist.

 

730. kick the shit out of nickelodeon at medieval total war.