Hi, I am kinda going anorexic now. I don't know what the hell it is. But my wife don't like it. She wants me to get fat asap! I mean its really bad. She wants me to put on about 5 stones and fast. She likes chubby guys also. And she wants me to get chubby. In other words fat! I need to get this done in 9 weeks. She has gave me 9 weeks! Come on guys you need to really help me, I will really, really stick to this plan I mean I'd do anything for me wife. Really need some help on this... I'll drink beer is I have to. Help me.
Drink beer alllll the time even while working have a beer in hand, also don't forget the bacon crisps buy them in bulk it's cheaper. You might also want to try and limit physical activity to the bare essentials. It helps if you make sure that all your remote controls (tv, dvd, stereo, lights, wife etc) have fully charged batteries before starting.
Good idea Xerxes I've got plenty of meat on my bones! Of course I'd like to see a pic before I consent.
Morning, noon, and night... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! eat, eat, eat... Supplement with... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Carbs, baby !!! Drink plenty of... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! This site: http://www.weightlossresources.co.uk/calories/calorie_counter/alcohol.htm states that it contains a whopping 221 calories a can Now get busy !
stella artois is the Budweiser of Belgium. in other words....terrible. drink: Duvel! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! or: Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! from what i understand, you like these.
if your not hungry.... you need to find ways to increase your appetite... try marijuana.... next thing you know... you'll be stuffing your face. and will put on weight... too much weight probubly. i normally wouldnt recommend drugs.. like pot... but... if you want to gain weight... its the only thing which is absolutely proven to make people eat.... and eat.... and eat.... and eat. -MT
he could take up "world of warcraft" as a hobby. those guys are all fat in real life. http://www.dailymotion.com/flash/fl...ed=1&estatClient=players_dm&estatSection=blog
Dinna matter what it tastes like. Calorie content is the key. If the other stuff has more, then I endorse it wholeheartedly.
dude, you are going to give yourself heat disease and maybe diabetes. if you are going to consume too much food, at least try and put extra virgin olive oil on everything so get some good cholesterol with the bad.
What matter the cost ??? He's doing this for Luv !!! Forget that olive oil crap ! Go for the gusto !!! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Killjoy I agree but I think he should use the new and improved Britannia, it's better ya know. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Maybe you can draw some inspiration from the "King-size Homer" episode of the Simpsons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King-Size_Homer Anyone remember that episode? Homer gains weight to 315 lbs so he can file for disability. He wears a moo-moo in that episode. Brush your teeth with milkshakes. If you rub your food on an object and it doesn't have enough grease to make it clear, it's not worth eating. haha... good shit.
Eat a little extra every hour (like a sandwich), or put something in your mouth everythime your wife is eating something (make sure you mention it). She wil tell you to stop eating afther 2 days being woken up every hour because you had to eat.
