The perfect female orgasm.

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  1. imaplanck. Banned Banned

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    So what do us mortal males have to do to really rock your world?

    Im series here.
     
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  3. pasquala Living on a Prayer Registered Senior Member

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    Take the trash out
     
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  5. lightgigantic Banned Banned

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    Spend more time in the real world instead of adult web sites for a start

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  7. imaplanck. Banned Banned

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    I spend plent of time having sex with women, why wont you?
     
  8. imaplanck. Banned Banned

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    Besides, this wasn't a question for gays, if you would regard the title, you will find it says 'female'.
     
  9. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    and clean the toilet
     
  10. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    the taosit monks described male sexual energy akin to fire, where we reach arrousal very quickly, and once climax has been reached our sexual energy and desire drop off very rapidly. Women on the other hand are said to be akin to water in that it takes a long time for them to simmer and reach boiling point (which is why foreplay is essential) and once that point is reached their sexual energy and desire lasts for a lot longer, that's why one of the worst thing a man can do is roll over and fall asleep after he has reached his climax, trust me that will not impress the woman at all.

    Also there is a fundemental difference between what turns men and women on and how they are turned on. Men are more predictable responding to visual stimuli, whereas women's arrousal is a lot more complex, you have to get in their mind, they find fanatasies, scenarios, situatiuons etc much more arrousing.
     
  11. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    1) be totaly and utterly genuine. if you're shy, be shy, if you're a geek be a geek. Do not try to be somebody who you're not, she'll see it a mile off.

    2) listen to what she has to say, and again genuinely. Don't just act like you're listening in the vain hope that you'll get laid that night.

    3) if you look like shit then do something about it, yes women care more about your inner qualities but if you look and smell like a homeless bum then forget it, although it can go wrong, a girl once thought i was gay because I dressed too well, but later tried to make me feel better by telling me "but you should take that as a complimant":bugeye:
     
  12. audible un de plusieurs autres Registered Senior Member

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    and how the f**k would you know, what the real world was.
     
  13. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    "Honey, please ...can we just talk about it?"

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  14. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Indeed..... :m:

    Well, actually...

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  15. AmishRakeFight Remember, remember. Registered Senior Member

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    Ok guys, go google a guy named "David Shade." He'll take care of all your problems and then some.

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  16. lightgigantic Banned Banned

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    So in otherwords you claim to have a greater understanding of the real world by regularly visiting adult web sites?
     
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  17. Prince_James Plutarch (Mickey's Dog) Registered Senior Member

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    You go to woman? Don't forget your whip.
     
  18. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    May seem like a ludacris idea at presrnt (as you see the hot chicks walk away with assholes) but in the long run it's the best advice.
     
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    Anyways... I'll not answer the original question of this thread because I fear I could be banned for indecency....

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    But again, I might do it when I get home. I'm at school right now, so I rather not talk about this right now...

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  20. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    generally I think It's the young school girls that need to do the "bad boy" thing and get it out of their system, but when they're in their twenties, and working they've usually matured and realise they want a real man.
     
  21. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Indeed....
     
  22. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    One of my girlfriends from back in the day explained it to me very simply in three words: "Everything is foreplay."
     
  23. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    And Planck old buddy, you will make just a whole lot more progress on this if you direct this question to your girlfriend instead of us!
     
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