Viewing the thread by Goofy about using your other half's ttoth brush reminded me of something that has puzzled me for a while. Last year I dated this really beautiful girl, absolutely gorgeous. Anyway took her out to this nice little Italian place etc... Now the date didn't start too good I have t admit, when I picked her up from her place, she greeted me with a peck on the cheek...and there in lay the problem. You see as she leaned toward me....how can I put it...well the "breath" department left a little to be desired....ok, ok!...it smealt like a rat that had been dipped in pure garlic juice had died in her mouth!!! ...now this hasnt been a one off,...it's happened before,..now I dont think I'm somehow attracting cute girls with oral hygene issues...so I was wondering..girls...is that an effect of "the time of the month" or hormones or something??? I heard that the atkins diet makes your breath stink like a dead dog...but these girls were really slim, so I don't think it could be that. ....just curiousPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! :m:
Bhudmaash, Obviously your mama didn't teach you that girls sweat rose water, fart lavendar, and breath fresh flowers. Anyways, if we conducted a survey right now, you'll find that far more men suffer more lack of oral higene than women, neverthless, for those women that do, it has no time of month excuse, it is all due lack of brushing with every meal and gargeling twice with Lysterine.
maybe because she was giving you signals to piss offPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Kuch nahi hota....agar pyar hai toh thoda se dard bhi sehna pardegaPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
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sarge said: "if there is true love, then u have to take a bit of pain" ...and i said: "pain?....no way not that much pain"Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Flores..you a no, go go, with Hindi???Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! or in less stupider way of stating things..you do not understand hindi?
[Flores]: That's freakin' hilarious! [bhudmaash]: Maybe she ate some Doritos before you picked her up. Damn that Enrique Iglesias. He's just so irresistible. Ha ha. So, what're ya going to do? Are you going to see her again? Did you tell her that her breath stunk?
I agree with Seargentlard, if she was willing to do that, then she isn't serious about you, move on, you can do better.
WMbabe: we're very good friends, actually there are 3 sisters, and we all go back a long time, we all used to go to college together. So right now we're at platonic. FredX: sorry mate,...don't quite follow, if she was willing to do what ?
besides lack of oral hygeine, diets can give you bad breath. if she is slim what makes you think she's not dieting to get that way? you'd know if it was atkins though. those people reek to high heaven from their pores .
Tough problem.......but a very humerious story, thanks....Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. today is day two of the atkins diet for me. and yes ive been brushing alot. the reason: lots of cheese, lots of meat, no sugar. in other words, no gum, no candy, no breath mints. although splenda is saving my life. lol. anyhow if the girl's breath smells it becuase she isn't paying attention to it and keeping it nice and fresh. I will donate one big factor, allergies. allergies make a persons sinuses drain and even if it doesn't cause throat infection , it can still have you chewing lots of wint'o fresh for a couple days. lol. I have terrible allerges, but ive never had a cavity Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! lol.
what?? -sniffs leg-.. smells like matahari.... -sniffs arm-.. smells like.. skin? .. -sniffs underarm- ahh dove shower fresh... i men.. ive always wondered if i carried a lingering scent of nail salon.. but.. but... i dont stink!!!. i hope..
Even I can't stand women with bad breath. Mujhe lagta hai ki thum ek musibath ho. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Airavata, That's really normal. I really don't understand those people who are not conscious of their own hygene. When I was breastfeeding in the middle of the night, I used to wake up and brush twice before picking the baby and feeding it. You know how babies knows the smells of the their mothers, I didn't want my babies to associate a bad smell to me, and it may cause them phsycological problems later.
nightfall: Dont do the Atkins diet, women get sucked n by all the hype, but essentally it's based on Flawed biological premise.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
*TRIES DO HIS BEST JOE PESCI IMPRESSION* ....I amuse you? I make you laugh? You think I'm funny?...funny how???! huh?!!....how the f*** am I funny?!!...what like a clown?!!!...........Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Yes, underlying problems do manifest themselves in that way. Excess mucus is also an indication of certain problems asscotiated with the general health of the GI tract, and allergies too, which would indicate some problem with the immune system. ...anyways...just one episode in a whole catalouge of disasters that is the "romantic story of bhudmaash" b is absolutely fine when it comes to platonic, b has platonic comin' out of his ass, b has so much platonic that b's mates often rib him for being gay Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! ("man u got more platonic girlfriends than most gay dudes!!!" etc....) ...but when it comes to romance, the Gods conspire against me... ...oh well, back to the grindstone.....Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
