http://jlhp.studio-zoe.com/i/fat.gif

and thus raises the question; How did the cock get in the ass in the first place?

I think it was maybe one of those dehydrated jelly beans that when you add water expands into normal size. Maybe the ass ate one of those getting the cock in the ass. Of course, this is not a logical answer cause you cant get Jelly beans in the shape of a cock...or can you?!


:m:

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/natur/petals.gif

hmm....just curious about what is really under that little red x that i can seem to click open. it's probably better if i don't...it looks like some kind of pandora's box gimmick...

pumpkin
you are such a girl!

xxxxxx

www.buttsex.com

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/bounce/anim-jjd.gif <--- Spookz, the happy juvenile deliquent...

:D i love being a girl...it's soooooo girlish....*giggles* :p


http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/bounce/1blue1.gif

:p i won't click on those, because this is me --> http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/saint.gif

^^^^^ya right!^^^^^^^

boy, I tellsya... wow. I mean, who hasn't had that problem right. YIKES. :)

i feel dirty for even clicking a link that says "big cock in the ass" but who can resist? I think i trust sciforums that much. lol

PS: how do you do the cool bouncy smilies?

re: bouncy smilies...

i know, i know...aren't they simply precious?? :D

http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s3/clicksmilies24849.png

yes, very precious, and i strive to know how to make them. tell me, it is my newest quest. I must achieve the bouncy smilie!!! *roars*

;)

And here I thought this was going to be some deep philosophical discussion.Sheesh.
:bugeye:

how the hell did this thread get 2 stars??:rolleyes:

500+ views on 14 posts, all due to the title of the thread. WOW.
My mind is crawling with the psychological implications. Pschoanalysis anyone?

Originally posted by thefountainhed
Pschoanalysis anyone?

people are perverts?

Spookz has just discovered paint shop on his PC, and is like a kid locked in a sweet shop, he's trying to take Don hackman's crown.....it's just a phase....spooky will get bored soon enough.;)

Originally posted by moementum7
And here I thought this was going to be some deep philosophical discussion.Sheesh.
:bugeye:

yeah yeah! tell it to the judge...you clicked because like all (most) of the red blooded guys on this forum you imeadiately thought you'd see a chick bent over getting shafted in the ass....c'mon admit it...no harm.;)

Philosophical discussion....MY ASS!!!!

Originally posted by Wraith
Spookz has just discovered paint shop on his PC, and is like a kid locked in a sweet shop, he's trying to take Don hackman's crown.....it's just a phase....spooky will get bored soon enough.;)

barstard!:D

Mr. Bastard if you wouldn't mind.:D

I hate misleading post titles! :mad: :p

Wasn't misleading at all. There's a fat cock in an Ass....what more do you want?:)

yes quite right lol ;)

yeah i saw that one
go to www.insanepictures.com

*Wasn't misleading at all. There's a fat cock in an Ass....what more do you want?*

It's obvious what he wants,...a fat cock in the ass!:D

I did wonder what i would find with a title like that. Can curiosity be a legitimate reason for clicking or did it have to relate to interest in a perverse activity? :)

It's obvious ele.
I am sure it was both curiousity and your deep down desire of getting a fat cock in your ass.
I can tell you want this by the way you type your words.
Its a gift I have.
No I am not obssessed with the "fat cock in the ass"bit.
Not at all.
nope.
none.
Nada.
"""FAT COCK IN THE ASS!!!!!!"
AHAHAHAHAHAAH!:bugeye:
I need help.

You need a fat cock in the ass.:D

HAHA LOL:D
I should have seen that coming!
Thanks for the honest therapy;)

moementum7
I could very easily find your post offensive. I can assure you i would not want what you suggest as i believe it would be painful.
I am not into activities in which i am hurt. i am surprised you are by what you say to a later poster about the kind of therapy you need. But the thread did attract my attention.

I have decided not to take offence, in this instance.

ky

Speaking from experience are you Spookz? :) I dont need the advice, thanks.

gimme some stats ele
older female, married with kids? church on sunday? conservative upbringing?

Spookz-
1. I am not against homosexuality or bisexuality.
2. I am older, married, with kids.
3. I have only been in a church twice in my life, when an uncle married and when i married.
4. I am not conservative, i am leftwing.

5. The reason honey that i did not need your advice is up to your imagination, as i deliberately left it, especially after nearly taking offence at moementum's remarks. I will just say I think your imagination was going down the wrong track. And also remind you that females have a nearby very good source of lubrication.

6. I will not post any further to this thread.

Aww . . . pray don't leave us, milady! :( I thought you made of hardier stuff than that!
I mean to say, you shouldn't take offense that easily: You're definitely not too conscientious. You did click on that indecent thread title, didn't you?

:rolleyes:

KY .....HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA:D
Oh on the contreary my dear,I can indeed tell from your responses that you indeed do need a "Fat cock in the ass".
This type of therapy has been dated back to the acient Mayans.
The first discovery of this was found in cave art.
Some responded to this as being the first"cave porn" in human history.As there were many rags left on the floor dating back as far as 1200 B.C. to confirm this.
But don't be ashamed of your deep down desire ele,it can be our little secret.
;)
And congratulations on your marriage to your uncle.
Offended yet?
Thatta girl:D

Sorry guys. No further viewing of or prying out of details of ele's sex life will work. Enough has been said. Thankyou for the Milady redoubtable, in that you are right. i am definitely a lady. Just a lady with an open mind.

6. I will not post any further to this threa
08-23-03 at 08:59 PM

Sorry guys. No further viewing of or prying out of details of ele's sex life will work. Enough has been said. Thankyou for the Milady redoubtable, in that you are right. i am definitely a lady. Just a lady with an open min
08-23-03 at 09:27 PM

Hmm. We know she lied once, what else is ele decieving us about?

I knew it! She is an evil woman!;)

what else is ele decieving us about?

that night at a seedy bar. it was a dark and stormy night. hubby and kids out of town. she spies two muscular black gents at the pool table. she walks...............

It was gr8 teaser... I appreciate ur sense of humour

Too fucking funny spookz!:D

Oh on the contreary my dear,I can indeed tell from your responses that you indeed do need a "Fat cock in the ass (Moe)

Spookz, you seem to have a candidate to become your apprentice, take him under your wing and teach well in the art of spookiness, he's all yours.

the cock doesn't look that fat.

spoken like a true scientist!...God Spurious....you're so........anal!!:D

well...thank you....

I needed a compliment right now

I was just looking at the results my experiment I have been doing on saturday and sunday. NOTHING ZERO NADA...another wasted weekend.

a fat cock in the ass will fix you right up, monkey boy!

:D

wraith
i noticed. moe is a man after my own heart

or a banana

http://www.*******************/pics/fatbananainass.gif

Originally posted by abdulla
It was gr8 teaser... I appreciate ur sense of humour

very little is original. this has been done to death elsewhere.

spurious
showoff!

...the thing is, do you peel the banana first??:D

I will let the ass answer..:





http://www.*******************/pics/fatbananainass4.gif

..see dear ele could try that first, you know to get used to it, and then work her way up to.....Ooooops!......was that overstepping the mark??....ah fuck it!....moe and spookz scared the poor girl outta this forum anyway!:D

Hi:
I was wondering did anyone think the COCK as the rooster?
I didn`t. But when I saw the picture I really laughed. A very tricky title! Thank you:confused:

I'm terrified

this thread isn't for the faint hearted, as poor ele (RIP) will testify!
Be warned, spookz (and his new bitch apprentice Moe) are on the prowl,:D

I am curious to know what else can fit in an ass?

:o

well right now, spookz has his beeyatch apprentice Moe, bent over and tied to a table, with his pants down whilst spookz shoves an assortment of objects (and animals) up the kid's ass, for the purpose of an in depth "Up the dirt track" report.

We eagerly await the report.:)

if you want funnier pictures go to
www.insanepictures.com

Ah real science experimentation, i eagerly await the report too. :p

edit: thx for the link :D

You know Wraith posting in two different threads has just messed with my head! :(

Think i need to stay away from now on!

MU HA HAA HAAAA HA HA!!

I'm everywhere, stealth mode baby.;)

Originally posted by Wraith
MU HA HAA HAAAA HA HA!!

I'm everywhere, stealth mode baby.;)

I don't like people that are in stealth mode...what do they have to hide?

think of it as someone from the outside observing your movements. yup there goes spurious to the shitter, oh look spurious is pouring himself a drink! oh look....thats disgusting!

"who's online" is a throwback to the "w" command in unix boxes. way intrusive imo

Profile view enablement is like sooooo last season;)

Allright,who's the childish deviant that brought this monster thread back from the depths?
You know what you need?
You need a ..............................

Heres the look on Wraiths face when I give it to him, to..:eek:

Originally posted by moementum7
Allright,who's the childish deviant that brought this monster thread back from the depths?
You know what you need?
You need a ................
.....life........???