I could tell you, but then I'd have to... Nah, too cliché. Short answer: never, ever mess with them. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Origins: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Range_Desert_Group History: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_SAS The Man: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Stirling If there was more men like David Stirling in Armed forces, there would never, ever, be a need for any kind of conscription or draft.
Formed in 1912 by Colonel M. P. Finbarr Twelvetrees-McMad, the SAS - or 'Softy Action Squad' - is a notoriously cowardly regiment of the British military, where they put all the puffs, and the commies, and the deserters, and all the other folk who, for one reason or another, have some kind of problem with killing people. The application process for new recruits is notoriously difficult - the deliberately-confusing forms must be completed in triplicate, with any writing outside the margins spelling instant rejection. For those who pass this stage the intensive knit-off that marks the start of the training proper usually spells doom and disppointment for around half of the remaining applicants. In its long and less-than-illustrious history the regiment has been caught fleeing battles - its unmistakable pink flag fluttering delicately on the breeze - in France, Germany, Vietnam, Doncaster, the Congo, Welsh Wales and Manchester's deadly Moss Side. It scored it's most famous - in fact, it's only - victory in 1942 at El Alamein, when 3 entire German Panzer divisions died laughing as the boys of the Regiment fought tooth, nail and handbag over who was wearing the nicest uniform. The Regiment operates under cover of a veil of secrecy, maintained by the use of code-words, secret handshakes and compulsory lobotomies for all successful applicants. In 1989 a member revealed details of how members tie the incredibly complex knot on their neckties to a London newspaper. He was later found under a railway bridge near Hampstead. Pathologists determined that he'd been scratched to death. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Softy_Action_Squad
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! i hate doncaster aswell, just been the one time and NEVER again
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