Wife
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The person who tries to mold the other person in marriage to create something that isn't really a man.see battleship, battle axe, ball and chain.
Tips
To keep the wife happy, follow these rules:
- The wife must never be disobeyed, unless she says one thing but 'apparently' implied she wanted the opposite.
- The wife is never wrong, especially when she is.
- The wife expects the man to be in charge, even when she gives the orders.
- The wife wears the trousers, even when she's butt naked.
- When you see her butt naked, you wish she'd wear the trousers.
- Compliment her all the time, especially when shes butt ugly.
- The Wife must be free to spend all your money.
To keep the wife unhappy, ignore these rules:
- The wife must never be disobeyed, unless she says one thing but 'apparently' implied she wanted the opposite.
- The wife is never wrong, especially when she is.
- The wife expects the man to be in charge, even when she gives the orders.
- The wife wears the trousers, even when she's butt naked.
- When you see her butt naked, you wish she'd wear the trousers.
- Compliment her all the time, especially when shes butt ugly.
- The Wife must be free to spend all your money.