Difference between revisions of "Wife"

Latest revision as of 03:44, 9 July 2008

The person who tries to mold the other person in marriage to create something that isn't really a man.see battleship, battle axe, ball and chain.

Tips

To keep the wife happy, follow these rules:

• The wife must never be disobeyed, unless she says one thing but 'apparently' implied she wanted the opposite.
• The wife is never wrong, especially when she is.
• The wife expects the man to be in charge, even when she gives the orders.
• The wife wears the trousers, even when she's butt naked.
• When you see her butt naked, you wish she'd wear the trousers.
• Compliment her all the time, especially when shes butt ugly.
• The Wife must be free to spend all your money.

To keep the wife unhappy, ignore these rules:

• The wife must never be disobeyed, unless she says one thing but 'apparently' implied she wanted the opposite.
• The wife is never wrong, especially when she is.
• The wife expects the man to be in charge, even when she gives the orders.
• The wife wears the trousers, even when she's butt naked.
• When you see her butt naked, you wish she'd wear the trousers.
• Compliment her all the time, especially when shes butt ugly.
• The Wife must be free to spend all your money.