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The person who tries to mold the other person in marriage to create something that isn't really a man.see battleship, battle axe, ball and chain.

Tips

To keep the wife happy, follow these rules:

  • The wife must never be disobeyed, unless she says one thing but 'apparently' implied she wanted the opposite.
  • The wife is never wrong, especially when she is.
  • The wife expects the man to be in charge, even when she gives the orders.
  • The wife wears the trousers, even when she's butt naked.
  • When you see her butt naked, you wish she'd wear the trousers.
  • Compliment her all the time, especially when shes butt ugly.
  • The Wife must be free to spend all your money.

To keep the wife unhappy, ignore these rules:

  • The wife must never be disobeyed, unless she says one thing but 'apparently' implied she wanted the opposite.
  • The wife is never wrong, especially when she is.
  • The wife expects the man to be in charge, even when she gives the orders.
  • The wife wears the trousers, even when she's butt naked.
  • When you see her butt naked, you wish she'd wear the trousers.
  • Compliment her all the time, especially when shes butt ugly.
  • The Wife must be free to spend all your money.