Vegetarianism
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Vegetarianism is a civil movement masterminded by James R in an effort to keep people from enjoying their steaks and burgers. Militant vegetarians have been known to form terrorist groups like PETA, in an effort to decimate the human population and replace it with animals. This has been found to be highly correlated to the cuteness factor [1] of those animals.
There are also bipartisan groups which claim that vegetarians should be prosecuted for eating plants while they are still alive, as well as cutting them into visually pleasing shapes for personal enjoyment (see Topiary), comparable to the Nazi practice of making lampshades from people. These groups live on love and fresh air. They promote sucking nutrients directly from soil, and chewing sedimentary rocks.
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Facts
- Jesus was a meat eater.
