User:Samcdkey
- The correct title of this article is Awesome Goddess. It appears incorrectly because of technical restrictions.
S.A.M. is a member of SciForums and the ex-moderator of Science and Society and Biology and Genetics. She changed her name to S.A.M. or Simulated Articulate Machine, possibly to confuse Baron Max and shake off an official FBI investigation. She is a paid propagandist spreading Muslim doctrine into the minds and hearts of peace loving Christians all over the world.
As a Muslim, she must constantly defend her faith against Christians, Jews and Atheists. Or as she calls them: pigs, dogs and apes. S.A.M. feels there are too few threads about her [citation needed].
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Trivia
S.A.M. allegedly posted a picture of her boobs once on SciForums. This picture was retracted and only a select few (superluminal et al) had the pleasure of admiring her mammary glands. A reconstruction of this picture was subsequently made by Sock puppet path in the best thread ever, which was created by redarmy11.
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i131/path2/samcdkey.jpg
S.A.M.'s image was recently recovered on the thread 'Banning SAM' - [1]
- Thus far 115 hard drives have added this image, however this figure needs to be revised annually.
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S.A.M. is a paid propagandist [2]. Her rate is $100,000 per malicious fact.
S.A.M.'s favourite food is kittens - boiled, baked or fried.
S.A.M. likes shredding rodents, but doesn't eat pig.
S.A.M. is a possible gay male, or transvestite (if you add the boobs). [3]
S.A.M. screams "Allahu Akhbar" every 20 minutes as a result of her incurable tourettes.
S.A.M. has an insatiable craving for more smilies[4].
S.A.M. is an ascended being [5]
S.A.M. was demoted from modship for her "personal" views [6]
S.A.M.'s boobs point to Israel[7].
S.A.M. is a confirmed anti-white, anti-American, anti-atheist, anti-semitic "hater" who is incapable of seeing the big picture [8]
S.A.M. was banned more in the last six months of 2009 [one month, fifteen days] than she was for the three years before that [zero days]
S.A.M.'s high profile provokes intense opinions [9], even when she is not there.
Quotes about S.A.M from her detractors
One might suspect from time to time that sam has balls and occasionally pees into the wind, but I never suspected sam actually grew a dick.[10]
I think people need to get over the idea that SAM is special.[11]
Threads about S.A.M
Offensive Avatars [12]
S.a.m. [13]
Christmas present from the Moderators [14]
Holocaust Industry = Hate Speech? [15]
Why are muslims have in a science forum ? [16]
I was threatenened by S.A.M. , a forum member, he said he would chop my head off.[17]:previous one closed too quickly.
Forum member S.A.M. just threatenened to chop my head off. [18]
SAM Behavior [19]
James R: The S.A.M Issue [20]
SAM vs James R [21]
SAM Says Blacks are Dumber Than Whites [22]
Are you blind? [23]
Sam: Prisons are full of people like you. [24]
S.a.m. [25]
S.A.M. [26]
De-Modding SAM? [27]
Did you know how much you are being tracked on this site? [28]
The Not about Sam Thread [29]
Ignoring a MOD (Question for MODs) [30][guess which mod? see [31]]
Sam is Really an Ori (oh.) [32]
why does everyone hate SAM?[33]
Sam: [34]
S.A.M.'s insulting behaviour [35][secret moderator forum]
How is it possible for S.A.M. to post almost 48 times per day? [36]
Banning SAM [37]
Re:Sam [secret moderator forum] [38]
Britain cannot rely on U.S. torture assurances-MPs [39][don't be fooled by the name]
An open challenge to S.A.M [40]
47.30 [41]
Putting her on ignore [42]
Sam's obsession with atheism [43]
S.A.M. Where are you.. ? [44]
Should SAM be a moderator?[45]
SAM's News from Gaza thread closed?!!!![46]
S.A.M.'s News From Gaza[47]
sam's trollish nature[48]
What's your theory on SAM?[49]
I Think Sam Is Great[50]
Who Thinks Sam isn't great![51]
The Great Derailer[52] [secret moderator forum]
SAM's intellectual dishonesty and poor moderation[53]
SAM as Moderator and Representative[54]
About the Members Round 11: SAM[55]
Could S.A.M be a potential suicide bomber?[56]
S.A,M (you're my wife now)[57]
Sam, Spurious and Hugh[58][secret moderator forum]
Sam and (Q) Show (moved from Religion)[59]
The S.A.M. and (Q) Show [60]
Samcdkey - indian jamesr or baron max?[61]
Fascination with Samcdkey[62]
SamCDKey is a Gay Male[63]
samcdkey on Islam[64]
What is samcdkey Purpose in Life?[65]
References
Propaganda Ministry
CIA intelligence reports
The Taliban Times
Rodent Shredding Monthly Reports
The Atheists Book of Evil
http://aycu02.webshots.com/image/28521/2002366221411335625_th.jpg
The Mod Lounge [citation needed]
Links
S.A.M.'s sandbox[66]
