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A war between the United Sovereign Lemon Republic and East Korea.
| United Sovereign Lemon Republic-East Korean War | |
| Goverments: | USLR - East Korea |
| Years: | 2001- |
| USLR Casualties | 1 - 1 Lemon Head |
| East Korean Casualties | 300 - 300 Sharpshooters |
Contents
War History
2001
War Begins
A Lemon Head makes a rude coment about the East Korean leader [1].East Korea summuned 300 of their best, sniper/scout/stealth operations troopers to go kill the Lemon Head.
East Korea Strikes Back
Seven bullets are put into the body of the Lemon Head by the work of 300 East Korean Sharpshooters.
Three Strikes, East Korea's Out
All 300 of the sharpshooters are killed by USLR ninjas.
| http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/thelede/posts/0213russia.jpg | ||
| A battalion of USLR ninjas getting ready to go crucify some EKs. | ||
2008
East Korean Misinformation Agency
This article was created to misinform the East Korean people.
Most striking of all was that the article stated that the war only lasted two days, when it in fact had been going on for eight years.
Campaign of Misinformation
- A terrible campaign of misinformation has swept internet blogs, new sites and wikis. Chief among them was the accusation that East Korea and USLR don't exist, which may, or may not be true for USLR, but East Korea definitely exists.
Trivia
- East Korea has never lost a war.
- USLR wins all of their wars.
- In war, everybody loses.
