Semen
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Semen is sweet! And it makes people bitter who haven't tasted it.
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Semen facts
You have swallowed semen!
Everybody has swallowed semen. Even the people that claim they don't.
Ever went swimming in the sea? The whole ocean as semen with varying sperm levels. Sea water and the 'liquid' of mammalian semen are analogous. They have the same function. Since mammals do not live in the water any more they have to create their own little oceans. This is called semen, or 'extra yoghurt'. Blue whales are largely responsible. They produce 400 gallons of 'extra yoghurt' with each ejaculation, only 40 gallons of which is retained inside the female's vagina. As for the other 360 gallons? You're doing the breaststroke through it every time you visit the coast [1].
Swallowing or spitting?
The question is often raised whether it is better to swallow or spit out semen after oral sex, or during. We cannot recommend spitting it out since this is not very hygienic. On the other hand semen contains lots of nutritional goodies! Hence swallowing is basically the only option.
Taste
Tastes great!
Odour
Smells great!
Colour
Looks great! The colour may range from white, to yellow to grey. Sometimes it is pink or red. In that case you may have a serious medical problem.
Stickiness
Excellent!
Contents
Nutritious!
Moisturizer action
Perfect and above all natural!
Throat Lozenge
Soothing!
semen and happiness
Semen can make you happy[2].
alternative names for semen
- spunk[3]
References
- . http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/whale.asp
- . The great semen thread[4]
