Sciforums encyclopedia:Template messages

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The Science Encyclopedia is an archive of extremely important and oftentimes dangerous SciForums related information. In order to help guide the uninitiated as they peruse this vast wealth of knowledge, the editors occasionally include informative messages or banners which either clarify things, or prevent the naive from traveling past a point of no return.

Usage

Template messages are typically posted within articles by using it's name surrounded by curly brackets.

When used properly, it looks like this:

{{messagename}}

Once the editor saves the entry, the tag is replaced with the appropriate message.



List of template messages
Usage: Message:
{{Boobs}}
http://home.comcast.net/~infinitycrops/boobs.gif WARNING: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS BOOBS.
Anyone wishing to avoid an attack of prudeness should view with caution.
{{Dinosaur}}
http://home.comcast.net/%7Einfinitycrops/dino.jpg WARNING: THIS ARTICLE MAY CONTAIN SMALL TRACES OF DINOSAURS.
Christians, Muslims and other sceptics should proceed with caution.
{{Dyslexic}}
http://home.comcast.net/~infinitycrops/dys.jpg WARNING: This article seems to have been written by a particularly dense, blind dyslexic.
You can improve it by translating it into something vaguely resembling English.
{{french}}
http://home.comcast.net/%7Einfinitycrops/fflag.jpg WARNING: THIS ARTICLE MAY CONTAIN FRENCH PEOPLE OR CULTURE.
Americans are advised to turn on their hatred, everybody else be beware of the stink of garlic and poor hygiene.
{{jesus}}
http://home.comcast.net/%7Einfinitycrops/jes.jpg WARNING: THIS ARTICLE MAY CONTAIN SMALL TRACES OF HATRED AGAINST JESUS.
Anyone with a Christian mind should report this page to the local clergy.
{{Madscientist}}
http://home.comcast.net/~infinitycrops/madsci.jpg WARNING: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SMALL TRACES OF MAD SCIENTIST
WMDs in progress, proceed with caution.
{{pov}}
http://home.comcast.net/~infinitycrops/pov.jpg WARNING: The neutrality of this article is disputed.
It is possible that other people may hold a different opinion.
{{radiation}}
http://home.comcast.net/~infinitycrops/radiation.gif WARNING: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS RADIOACTIVITY.
Anyone wishing to avoid a lethal dose should view with caution.
{{Rechtschreibung}}
http://home.comcast.net/~infinitycrops/gn.jpg WARNING: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS POOR SPELLING.
The secret Grammar Police have been dispatched to solve the problem. http://home.comcast.net/~infinitycrops/gestapo.gif
{{rickroll}}
http://home.comcast.net/~infinitycrops/rr.gif WARNING: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SMALL TRACES OF RICK ASTLEY
This article will never give you up, let you down, or desert you.
{{semen}}
http://home.comcast.net/%7Einfinitycrops/sperm.jpg WARNING: THIS ARTICLE MAY CONTAIN SMALL TRACES OF SEMEN.
Anyone with a receptive vagina should proceed with extreme caution.
{{timeparadox}}
http://home.comcast.net/~infinitycrops/ted.gif WARNING: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS A TIME PARADOX
Those wishing to avoid the possible dangers from entanglement should view with caution.
{{varda}}
http://home.comcast.net/%7Einfinitycrops/vskull.jpg WARNING: THIS ARTICLE MAY CONTAIN VARYING AMOUNTS OF VARDA.
Anyone with a sensible mind will stay here and enjoy it.
{{woowoo}}
http://home.comcast.net/~infinitycrops/Woo-woo.gif WARNING: THIS ARTICLE MAY CONTAIN SMALL TRACES OF WOO WOO.
Anyone with an intact brain should proceed with extreme caution.