Scientist

A scientist is a person that applies the scientific method during their investigations and/or research. Although this isn't necessarily true. You can be a scientists and just sit on your ass all the time. You can be a scientist and apply what you think is the scientific method, but it turns out it isn't once you submit your data for peer-review.

A scientist is therefore a person who is labeled a scientist by society.

Scientists and virginity

It is not known why scientists are usually virgins but many suspect it has something to do with their total lack of social skills and bad body odour.

Popular culture and scientists

In popular culture the scientists is always depicted as a nerd, or evil. Or both. Scientists have only one desire; to destroy the world. Well, two desires, they also want to lose their virginity.