Nose
When your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upsidedown. Har har.
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History of the nose
Allegedly the nose was first seen on god and then recreated in his image on the very first man, adam.
Persecution of the nose in history
The prominent position of the nose on the face opened up many avenues of persecution in history. A classic example of the abuse of the nose as a facial feature was the persecution of jews by the evil Nazi regime of Germany and all collaborators. Which were plentiful. Even the French happily participated although they have generous noses themselves. Jews were picked out at first because they were using too much handkerchiefs. This escalated into a full scale extermination program.
Ancient history
The first hominids had rather flat noses. That is mainly because they hadn't invented cocaine yet.
Nose mythology
A reference in Douglas Adams' factual textbook The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the entire universe came into existence as a result of being sneezed out of the nose of a being known as the Great Green Alkleseizure. Believers in the Great Green Arkleseizure await an eschatological event known as the Coming of the Great White handkerchief.
The Nose and drugs
The nose is sometimes used to administer drugs. Especially politicians are fond of this practice.
Not even royalty shies away from using the royal nose for pleasure. Prince Harry is fond of sniffing his alcohol instead of drinking it[1].
Other People's Business
Sticking your nose into other people's business is sometimes considered socially unacceptable. PS whats you neighbour throwing out? Is that a body in that black bin bag? Who knows.
