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A nirate (ni-rate) is a combination of a ninja and a pirate. The ninjas and pirates have had a long running battle to see which ones better ( It's the ninjas). The war stopped when nirates where found.

Nirates occur (see footnote) when the sperm of a male ninja fertilizes the egg of a female pirate. It should be noted that this doesn't happen very often because pirate women are hideously gross. The resulting progeny is a hybridization that retains any number of dominant and recessive genetic traits from both parents (IE - pirate hat, hook, compulsion to quietly assassinate, etc). Unfortunately, nirates themselves are sterile and unable to produce children due to the differing number of chromosomes.

Footnote They never occur. Nirates are a complete myth: Male ninja/ female pirate - she's too ugly to be attractive Female ninja/ male pirate - she'd kick his balls off before he managed the deed Artificial - WTF? any ninja sperm/ egg would destroy a pirate egg/sperm.