Masturbation

From Science Encyclopedia

Masturbation is the voluntary act of stimulating ones genitals to the point of either physical exhaustion or orgasm, whichever comes first. Masturbation is often done in private, although a thrill arises for some people by doing it in situations where they could get caught.

Masturbation is also known as

• making yourself Happeh.
• spanking your spuriousmonkey.
• choking the chicken.
• flogging the dog.

• everytime you masturbate the devil kills an American. God speed!