Gorilla

Gorillas are the most intelligent primates currently still living on our planet, closely followed by Bonobos and Orangutans. Further down the list are Lemurs and Humans.

Gorilla facts

• Gorillas have relatively smaller testicles than chimpanzees and humans. Kkkt!
• Gorillas were once depicted as savage brutes. Diane Fossey showed the world that Gorillas are also passionate lovers and their paws make excellent ash trays. This led to the making of the documentary Gorillas in the mist, where we met the real Diane Fossey, Sigourney Weaver. Jane Goodall probably got boinked by them too, but she inn't sayin' nofing.
• Gorillas enjoy adopting the young of similar, but less hairy species, like Geordies.