Finland

Finland is the greatest nation in the world (behind Australia, and some might say New Zealand, too, but this is only claimed as a fact by Australians who have never been to Finland) and the only nation who took on the Soviet army and won.^{[citation needed]} Finland has free education, free public health care, inexpensive daycare and a large population of drunks, all paid for by high taxes for everyone except the drunks (who make up a significant proportion of the populace).