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Definition 1

A dermal routine whereby substances such as whip cream, cucumbers, or plain bat shit are applied to the top of one's face for a certain amount of time in order to allegedly improve properties of the skin. Many beauty parlors and hair salons provide such procedures at either reasonable or exorbitant prices.

Def'n 2

A pornographic term used most commonly to refer to ejaculation of semen onto the face, or around the vicinity of the mouth.

Def'n 3

In American basketball, a facial occasionally refers to someone leaping over another person directly in front of his or her face, often in midst of a slam dunk or scoring point.


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