East Korea and Child Monitoring
Child monitoring is serious business in East Korea. With its headquarters located at Child Monitoring Station Zero Zero Beta, the development of all girls in East Korea is strictly monitored and compared to the developmental chart of Jessica Alba. When a promising candidate is found she is isolated and put in a special school for re-education where the potential Jessica Alba look-a-likes are trained to be like Jessica Alba and to love the Great Leader of East Korea, GeoffP.
Only the best Jessica Albas end up in GeoffP's Harem.