EVIL Conference
The EVIL Conferences are a series of symposia designed to consolidate opinion, doctrine and technology for the worldwide spread of evil. The Conference Series is frequently hosted by the source of most known evil, East Korea.
Symposia
Evil in Society
Evil in the Workplace: Making Evil Personal
Finding the Evil Within Yourself
Maniacal Laughter - Basic Concepts
Accounting Practice in the Western Hemisphere
Orbital "La-zer" Advancements
Developments in Animal-Mounted Lazer Systems
The positive effects of female breasts and firm nipples on the indoctrination of men
A Guide to Dentistry.
Becoming an Internet Forum Moderator
Masturbation and Human Posture
Selling Your Soul to GeoffP
Selling capitalism
Destroying Socialism 101
Filling your deep pockets with other people's money for the advanced
Cutting out human hearts and 1000 recipes for human liver
Conference locations
Conference venues have included:
1942 - Wannsee, Berlin
1980 - Joe Louis Arena; Detroit, USA (accidentally coinciding with the republican convention that year)
1991 - Care-a-lot, Home of the Care Bears
1993 - Unknown (records lost)
1997 - GeoffP City, East Korea
1998 - Pyongyang, North Korea
1999 - Oscarville, West Korea
2000 - Teletubbyland.
2002 - Amsterdam, Netherlands
2003 - GeoffP City, East Korea
2004 - Boise, Idaho
2005 - Island from "Lost"
2006 - Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
2007 - Classified
Trivia
EVIL is an acronym for Evil, Vile, Infernal Lizardoid.
Yes, Evil is in there again. But we do that because we're evil. And trivial.
