Difference between revisions of "Death"
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Death is the end of life.
mechanisms of death
Fear of death is the leading cause of life.
Vague death threads are a good way of getting a discussion and possibly a poll going.
Deaths favorite tool is the scythe. He once considered switching to a machine gun but he thought it made him look gay.
Death cures all known medical diseases.
Death fairy tales
After death, you will be judged by a vindictive God. If you have done eveything right, including all the contradictory stuff, you will arrive at the gates of heaven, where the bouncer will check you ID. If you did something wrong, like follow the wrong religion or decided you can never know whether God exists, you will burn in Hell forever.