Complaining

Complaining is a complex behaviour innate to all human beings where people express dissatisfaction, uneasiness, resentment or find fault with a specific situation, behaviour or state of being.

Causes of complaining

The grass is always greener at the neighbours

This phenomenon is caused by refraction characteristics of light which make the grass look greener at the neighbours.

Jealousy

Petty jealously of things that rock but are out of reach of the mob can cause serious bouts of complaining.

Painful Haemorrhoids

Painful haemorrhoids can cause one to transfer one's personal agony onto all manner of people and things.

The USA

The USA is so amazing that it hurts. This pain causes much complaining.

See also: Whinging Pom [1]