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The Boogyman (often times confused with The Boogerman), and often times substituted for "Republicans" by liberals, is the 100% real manifestation of all your nightmares-- he really does lurk under your bed.

Trivia

  • When the Boogyman goes to bed, he looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
  • The Boogyman is incontinent and wears Depends Undergarments
  • The Boogyman is actually quite docile during the day and has a wife and three and a half children
  • The Boogyman, like Leona Helmsley, doesn't have to pay income taxes
  • Osama Bin Laden is quite an effective Boogyman.