Bear

Big fuzzy animal with sharp teeth. Bears come in several flavors, including the polar kind, the black kind and the grizzly kind. What about the panda bear? Or the Malaysian bear? Or the brown bear? Yes, they are also included (I'm feeling a bit grizzly myself.) They don't have bears in Australia or in Zimbabwe.

Trivia

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.

Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.

Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? see paradox.

That's not much of a paradox, more of a semantics issue.

Yes, quite the misnomer.