ASAP
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As Soon As Possible, ie within a very short period of time, circumstances allowing. In other words now if possible, right away, but, failing that, circumstances being what they are, it should be with you by the end of next week. What's that? Oh right, yes - your cheque cleared just fine.
Ape Shat Ape Peed
Ahh Shit A Parrot!