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Americans are advised to turn on their hatred, everybody else be beware of the stink of garlic and poor hygiene.
Jesus turned water into wine.
The French drink lots of wine. Preferably French wine which is silly because French wine is often no better than sour piss. They force their children to get acquainted with the taste of sour piss by diluting French wine with water and letting them drink it.
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