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A mammal that lives in the ocean and looks like a big fish. The Blue Whale is the largest living creature on the planet, reaching lengths in excess of 100 feet. It's also the loudest - its low-frequency calls can reach volumes of up to 188 decibels, and can travel for many miles underwater. For comparison, jumbo jets average around 140dB, whilst human shouting averages around 70dB (although army sargeant majors can shout at volumes approaching 105½ dB). Anything over 120dB is painful to human ears. 
The most charismatic whale is the killer whale which is technically not really a whale, yet it is a bit.
The most ugly whale is by far the beluga whale.