United Sovereign Lemon Republic
Founded in the year 44141 B.C., the USLR is the greatest country in the world. It is currently at war with East Korea.
|United Sovereign Lemon Republic|
|Government Type:||Banana Republic|
USS Exeter founded this country because he had nothing better to do. He named it the United Sovereign Lemon Republic partly because all of the executives are lemon heads.
The goverment for the USLR is a Banana Republic, meaning anyone convicted of a crime can buy their way out of any conviction. Even though the USLR is a crime-infested territory because of this, the goverment has a large amount of money for it to use for its military.
Dictator for Life
Exeter is hailed the "Great Leader" in this country. His image is held dearly as a god.
No one knows where the USLR is located.
The USLR is currently at war with East Korea.
- See Also - USLR-East Korean War
USLR Troops are highly disciplined in the art of ninjaism as displayed here:
When it comes to non-infantry units the USLR uses a varity of tanks and Dog Shit-Launchers.
To combat East Korea's SWFLBATTHs, USLR uses AWG-53B Penis Cruise Missiles.
- Main article: AWG-53B Penis Cruise Missile
|An AWG-53B in flight towards an EK SWFLBATTH. Unfortunatly the missile was a dud, and that single damn SWFLBATTH continued to perform many other vicious acts against humanity subsequently.|
- For an USLRan, it is considered sincere to wipe your shit all-over your host's bathroom walls during a house party
- An insult to the "Great Leader" results in the forced self-removal of one's testicles
- The United Sovereign Lemon Republic is the greatest country in the world