UnHappeh Theory

UnHappeh Theory is the thesis that, no matter how many times you point out their idiocy, or how many times you comprehensively refute their lunatic positions, no internet argument with oddballs and morons ever changes their positions a whit. The name of the theory refers to the sensation that is gained from the realization of the above. Also referred to as "Unhappehness".

Example:

Geoff: "Masturbation does not cause AIDS, you idiot. AIDS is a syndrome derived from a sexually communicable virus. There is no evidence of anyone ever contracting AIDS from masturbation."

Happeh: "You are a baboonish braying paper pusher. If only you would be a real scientist you would realize I am correct."

Geoff: "I am a real scientist. Now post some evidence."

Happeh: "Look at these people lean!"

Geoff: "Oh for fuck's sake."

By the final post, it can be seen that a state of unhappehness has been generated.