The red pill

The red pill - first released on the black market as supercrank, is a geoffium derivative drug. It possesses sedative, amnestic, psycho-somatic, and psychedelic properties. It is commonly used for treating constipation, the heebie jeebies, bad spelling, happeh withdrawal, and boredom. It may also be used before certain medical procedures (such as removal from the matrix) to induce flatulance.

• See also: The blue pill