The Morality of Scientists
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Some say it has been proved at sciforums that scientists are a bunch of nerds who rarely get laid (reference needed); this causes them to build weapons of mass destruction WMDs (mostly always phallic symbols) as a means of venting their frustration. This is when they are not dreaming up new ways of torturing the nonsense (or nonscience) people.
Some scientists are also members of the CYA academy.
An opposing view is that scientists are sexy beasts who actually get laid quite often, since nerdiness is the new cool (see also Weird Al Yankovic). Scientists are kind to fluffy animals and want to stop global warming. Most of them, anyway. Well, the good ones...
- WMDs in the US. 
- Toxic gas tested on Norwich.
- Militarization of Anthropology. 
- Journal axes gene research on Jews and Palestinians.
see also Science and Society