Sloth

A sloth is a real freaky animal. Nothing is normal about it. It's lazy. It hangs from trees. Doing nothing. I eats leaves reluctantly. It comes down the tree to defecate and becomes an easy target for any predator. It has lazy teeth that do not produce enamel. However it is not too lazy to get off its ass a reproduce occasionally.

Trivia

• Sloths live in America because they feel at home there.
• Sloths also have a huge stomach. Just like real Americans.
• Another name for sloth is The Devil Inside.
• Sloths used to be shoved together in a group with aardvarks which was wrong because it is. Although aardvarks are quite strange animals too!
• There is more trivia but frankly I'm too lazy.