Sense of humour

A Westernised concept not understood by Easterners. (Although technically the Earth rotates and East and West don't actually exist on a sphere but are merely concepts derived from human conditioning. )

Humour in East vs West semantics

If the East constantly causes alarm to to the West, then those of Western countries will turn to face the potential agressors. This means that if you bend over to pray to the East, you are really kissing the West's arse since that's the whats facing your direction (and is incidentally the direction the the sun comes from. (sunshines out of the wests arse?... )