Satan

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Satan - one of gods angels that was cast out of Heaven. He supposedly resides in the bowels of the Earth. The existence of Satan proves that God is flawed and ergo isn't God.

Also known as The Devil Inside.

Satan has brought humanity all the good stuff, such as jealousy and money. If we had followed jesus we would be walking around in a torn robe with hippie hair. Now you can cruise along in your BMW and watch football on your 40" flatscreen and have anal sex with your sister. Woo hoo!